Yes, I know, it has been a while. We've been playing hard. Andddddd...I was Offensive! A week went by and I thought I was in the clear, and the next week rolls around, and sure enough, I got called in to talk to the Presidency. It was better than last time... And let me get off on my first tangent here. My lessons that have offended people are the ones about CHILDREN. I really feel like part of my mission in life is spread the word that Motherhood is not amazing all the time, you don't have to love it, and it's OKAY. Enough with the guilt because your real life doesn't look like your "Mom Stuff" pinterest board. But don't expect me to stop this talk. I will shout it from the rooftops. Being a mom is a blessed calling, but it sucks A LOT of the time, and that doesn't make you bad. (pant pant pant) Moving On. Crap. I had something else important to say, but I am too hot, and can't remember what it was... Well, some brief updates on the Fam: ...